Join Chris Marriott and Mike Lovell for the inaugural episode of Preemptive Multi-Talking. In this edition, we'll talk about how the biggest company in the world can grow by 45% and see its stock drop; how the tech media has gone off the deep end and; why friends don't let friends buy Android devices. We're serving ghetto cocktails which you can make at home using Captain Morgan silver spiced rum and President's Choice peach and mango soda. You really should make yourself one. You deserve it.

Your cocktail is really more for us. This is our first attempt at what we hope will be a regular podcast, so cut us some slack and let the alcohol help us seem much better at this than we are.

Chris Marriott